
When Undercurrent subscriber Charles Levine
  (Red Lion, PA) signed up with a group of 70 divers
  for a conference at Beaches Resort in the Turks
  and Caicos, he, along with the other divers, dutifully
  filled out the forms about diving abilities, dive
  log histories, and so forth. In fact, in the months
  leading up to the trip, they were asked to fill out
  and send in these forms not once, but three times.
Then, upon arrival, they were asked to fill out
  yet another such form, and any divers checking
  the box saying they had not been diving in 18-24
  months were now told they could not dive the
  first two days. Instead, they would have to take a
  refresher course at an additional charge, something
  many would have done prior to arrival if
  they had been informed of the policy in advance.
It didn’t get much better from there: late
  departures from the dock, up to 36 divers per
  boat, and straight “60 feet for 30 minute” dive
  profiles with a follow-the-leader dive plan. For a
  final kick in the seat of their pants, on the fourth
  day, weather washed out their dive. When the
  group showed up the following morning, they
  were told “sorry you missed the previous day and
  that you didn’t sign up for day 5,” even though
  they had prepaid for 6 days of diving. Well, they
  figured they had another day left to dive, so they
  could just sign up for the next day. “Sorry,” they
  were told, “it’s first-come, first-served, and you
  have to sign up 24 hours in advance. The dive
  tomorrow is at 8 am, and it’s now 9 am.”  
As experienced divers, we don’t have high
  expectations for the dive operations at all-inclusive
  family resorts, but we expect a whole lot better
  than this.