hello Muddah, hello Faddah, here I am at...
Dear Fellow Diver:
Last spring, I chatted with my local dive shop owner
  about my upcoming April trip to Roatan. “Ah, CoCo View,” he
  reminisced. “You can really dive your brains out there.” Many
  Undercurrent readers confess to being “CoCo Nuts,” picking
  the dive resort as the one they’d likely return to. Eighteen
  dives later, I knew what they meant. It’s a full-throttle
  version of summer camp for divers. Every day was packed with
  boat dives, self-guided dropoffs, meals at the clubhouse and
  a few extracurricular activities crammed in between. Fellow
  guests, mostly Americans, were 20 to 50 years past summers at
  Camp Granada but as energetic and rowdy as kiddie campers.
  Our campground was bordered by undersea walls and filled with
  fish and critters -- especially macro life -- concentrated in
  a small area. I’m talking about Bonaire-level dive quality,
  but with walls on either side of your doorstep. 
  
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 CoCo View’s bungalows on the water | 
No need for “Reveille” on my alarm clock. I woke up at
  daybreak. A quick breakfast at the main lodge followed by two
  boat dives, lunch, two more boat dives, shore dive. Dinner
  back at camp, then a night dive. Instead of s’mores around
  the fire, I had nightcaps on my seaside porch. “Taps” was
  the sound of waves lapping against the stilts of my overthe-
  water bungalow. I didn’t pay all this money to have camp
  counselors plan my
  day, but CoCo View’s
  dive schedule is as
  hectic or relaxed as
  you want it to be.
  The seven-day packages
  come with two twotank
  boat dives per
  day, and the ease and
  freedom of self-guided
  shore diving in the
  resort’s “Front Porch”
  meant I could spend
  the entire day underwater.
   On a couple of days, I squeezed in onshore sightseeing to
keep my non-diving buddy happy.
On a couple of days, I squeezed in onshore sightseeing to
keep my non-diving buddy happy.
As a first-timer, I had to submit to
  a checkout dive. Serious for a twentysomething,
  Honduran divemaster Mark watched his
  troop of newbies demonstrate buoyancy control
  and mask clearing. Then he led us on
  a shore dive through a narrow cut between
  grassy shallows to Newman’s Wall. Straight
  ahead at 65 feet was the wreck of 165-foot
  coastal freighter Prince Albert, with a DC-3
  airplane just off its bow. Forty iridescent
  reef squid hovered over a sandy bowl nearby.
  The shallow cut was filled with snappers,
  grunts, damsel, squirrel and butterflyfish, perfect for snorkelers. On the way back,
  a pair of spotted eagle rays serenely glided past me, while a large southern stingray
  skated along the bottom.  
The resort is on its own palm-covered island, a 20-minute drive from the airport
  and a five-minute boat ride from Roatan’s southern end. I was ushered there by Nora,
  CoCo View’s friendly head counselor, who had greeted me at the airport. The resort consists
  of just a few wood-framed buildings, resembling fisherman’s boat shanties. Every
  bungalow, cabana and standard room faces the Caribbean and a small, sandy beach running
  round the island. I strolled the boardwalk connecting all rooms to the clubhouse, the
  dockside dive center, and Hawksbill Caye, a smaller island that used to house a turtle
  farm. Now it holds a thatch-roofed picnic area, the camp’s central meeting area where
  staff grilled up meals and some evening partying took place.  
I was happy with my spacious wooden bungalow with high ceilings, good bedside
  reading lights, two ceiling fans, and French doors framing the ocean view. The balcony
  had a hammock, two chairs and a little table good for lingering over sundowners. Air
  temps were in the low 80s and a steady 15 m.p.h. breeze blew the entire week, so nosee-
  um bites were sparse. I felt lucky when people kayaking over from Fantasy Island
  resort told me their beach was covered with blood-thirsty mosquitoes. The spartan bathroom
  had a smallish shower, no tub, and a toilet requiring three flushes to empty. The
  coffeemaker, fridge and bug bomb were handy. The AC worked fine, and there were 10 pegs
  for hanging gear. Some details were below par -- my coffeemaking supplies were never
  replenished, a dresser knob was missing, and bathroom walls were sloppily patched and
  unpainted. More “roughing it” moments came when the power went out two or three times
  daily -- I had to reset the A/C in the middle of the night when it went back to its
default setting of 78 degrees, and I gave up on resetting the clock. 
 Those are small issues for the
  happy campers coming back for return
  visits. Half of the divers who arrived
  when I did had stayed there before.
  My two main dive buddies had visited
  eight and 15 times respectively. What’s
  camp without a clanging bell? Dive shop
  staff clanged it at 15, 10 and 5 minutes
  before sending out the four 50-
  foot boats at 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. Entry
  was by giant stride off the sides or
  back, reboarding was by two stern ladders.
  The boats, originally built for
  the U.S. Navy, had a boarding ladder
  mounted in the center of the keel. The
  captain swung it down through a large
  box open at the top to admit returning
  divers. Excellent for rougher seas
  because it bucked a lot less than the
  stern ladders, and I tried it once when the winds whipped up four-foot
waves during boat dives. Diving in
the shallower reefs meant fighting
with surge.
Those are small issues for the
  happy campers coming back for return
  visits. Half of the divers who arrived
  when I did had stayed there before.
  My two main dive buddies had visited
  eight and 15 times respectively. What’s
  camp without a clanging bell? Dive shop
  staff clanged it at 15, 10 and 5 minutes
  before sending out the four 50-
  foot boats at 9 a.m. and 2 p.m. Entry
  was by giant stride off the sides or
  back, reboarding was by two stern ladders.
  The boats, originally built for
  the U.S. Navy, had a boarding ladder
  mounted in the center of the keel. The
  captain swung it down through a large
  box open at the top to admit returning
  divers. Excellent for rougher seas
  because it bucked a lot less than the
  stern ladders, and I tried it once when the winds whipped up four-foot
waves during boat dives. Diving in
the shallower reefs meant fighting
with surge.
After a briefing accompanied by
  laminated illustrations, Mark guided
  15 of us while Gringo, another twentysomething
  local divemaster who
  ironically spoke little English,
  stayed with the moored boat. Each
  boat went to a separate site, never
  repeating any. We were on a fixed
  menu and no one had input into the
  tightly choreographed locations -- it
  would have messed up logistics. When
  divemasters pointed out something
  interesting like a long-snout seahorse
  or a large-eye toadfish, a long
  line of divers waited, or if hysteria
  set in, a mass of bodies crowded
  in. Annoying, but it didn’t happen
  that much. There was an occasional
  rare fish or creature, but most dives
  took place on undramatic reef structures.
  Calvin’s Crack was the most
  visually memorable. After an unassuming
  approach, I entered a small, dark
  tunnel, a narrow crack in the reef.
  On the outer wall, cathedral-like
  beams poured in from 60 feet above.
  Elegant spotted drum danced about the
  barrel-sized sponges clinging to the wall on the other end. A grumpy, large-eye toadfish
squatted on a shallow plateau. 
While the first boat dive was an appetizer, the second tank, both morning and
  afternoon, was a good main course. I’d giant stride into the 80-degree water, either
  at CoCo View Wall or Newman’s Wall, for a leisurely, unguided dive back to CoCo View’s
  beach. My first drop-off was the most exciting because I had no idea how far away from
  the resort I’d been dropped. As my air supply fell, I wondered whether I could go the
  distance without a surface swim. After dropping to 50 feet, I gradually glided up to
  25 feet. Checking me out along the way were an arrow blenny hugging soft corals, a
  peppermint goby perched atop a magnificent brain coral, and a raggedy decorator crab
  clinging to a gorgonian. I stood up in the cut 72 minutes later, welcomed back to the
  “front porch” by Caribbean reef squid flying in formation. On further dives, I averaged
  45 to 60 minutes, photographing cryptic teardrop crabs and secretary blennies at
  my leisure, with visibility of 75 feet. Still, the boat dives were the only place to
  see a different cast of fish, varied swim-throughs and stately reef canyons.  
The dive setup was well laid out. Ample bins, showers and clotheslines, camera
  and rinse tanks, were just steps away from the stern of the boat. On each bin, I hung
  a tag with my room number if I wanted to do a boat dive, so the crew took my gear
  and set it up on the boat. Whenever I wanted to shore dive, I just took an aluminum
  80 from a rack of tanks, all filled to 3000 psi. A full-service dive shop was steps
  away. I took a photography lesson from award-winning Tim Blanton, who has a photo shop
  on premises. Patiently and with good humor, Tim taught me how to use ambient light and
  reduce backscatter from my flash, although he didn’t get into the water with me. But
  after three hours of lessons over two days, I was able to capture shots using a beautiful
  natural light, making the water virtually disappear from view.  
With a strong current flowing one morning, I drifted along the sloping dropoff
  at Connie’s Dream. I never dive openwater without a good safety sausage but noticed
  few divers here did the same. After working from 75 to 50 feet, I spent the last 25 minutes drifting above ridge after ridge of sponges, soft corals, and common reef fish.
When my two buddies and I decided to surface, I lent them my safety sausage, which came
in handy because it took 10 minutes for the boat to come. Another diver told me that
when her group surfaced, there was no boat in sight, as it had left to pick up snorkelers
who had drifted away. The divers had a nervous 10 minutes, waiting while trying
to keep their heads above four-foot swells.
While there’s no shopping or dining district nearby, CoCoView brought in a different
  local craft merchant every day. I took a half-day island tour on an air-conditioned
  bus (a bargain at $25). I hand-fed prehistoric-aged lizards at Arch’s Iguana
  and Marine Park, then strolled three acres of exotic jungle plants at Carambola Garden
  Center while golden spiders watched me from six-foot-wide webs hanging from the trees.
  Last stop was West End, a colorful town on Roatan’s north side where dive shops, bars,
  restaurants and European backpackers thronged lumpy dirt roads. I also took a 45-minute
  ride in an open cockpit float plane ($125). Sitting behind the pilot in the open
  cockpit with the wind in my face, we circled Roatan’s east end, never going above 700
  feet, and got a birds-eye view of the resort- and reef-fringed shoreline.  
Buffet meals served in the central hall were all-American comfort food. Plenty
  of orange juice at breakfast to wash down any-style eggs with bacon or sausage,
  cereal and fruit. Lunches ranged from cheesy macaroni and roast beef sandwiches to
  chicken salad and shrimp soup. My favorite dinner entrees were garlic shrimp, calzone,
  and BBQ chicken and ribs. Sweet, moist Tres Leches cake and coconut bread
  made fantastic desserts. Except for one free beer, it was $2 for local beers like
  Salva Vida and Barena, $3.50 to $5 for mixed drinks and $3.75 for house wine.
  I kept my tab down by buying duty-free on the way in. My favorite staffer was
  Rebecca, a buoyant buffet-line server, who piled my plate high with a wink and a
  smile. While employees were friendly, they didn’t mingle with guests and stuck to
  themselves at meals.  
The Caribbean version of campfire took place nightly at Hawksbill Caye. One
  night, Doc Radawski, who started CoCo View’s dive operation, gave an overview of
  Roatan’s history, reefs and marine life. Next was fire twirlers lighting up the
  dark. Then it was young dancers in local costume doing a series of traditional numbers
  and pulling people from the audience for a lively spin around the floor. The
  high point was the limbo contest, fueled by free rum punch, which pretty much got
  everyone out of their seats. The two-story clubhouse sports ping-pong and pool
  tables, and its two computers offer free high-speed Internet. A good place for downtime
  was in the reading room/lecture hall, where rocking chairs on the open-air
veranda offered great views. 
Midway though my trip, I decided to go for a six-dive day. At 5:50 a.m., I waded
  into the water with my dive buddy, spotting a brown mantis shrimp scurrying in the
  shallows plus a mottled jawfish before even reaching the Front Porch. I was clean and
  washed for breakfast at 7 a.m. Stern-faced divemaster Mark alerted me to a spotted
  moray and black-spotted nudibranch on the boat dive at Nerlyn Front Porch. I jumped in
  for the drop-off at Newman’s Wall and a mellow 65-minute underwater swim back. On the
  way, a bridled burrfish the size of a football used my body for cover. After lunch of
  boiled shrimp and chicken salad, I dropped into Forty Foot Point at 2:16 p.m., where
  Mark pointed out a longsnout seahorse. Strong wind and four-foot waves swept up a moderate
  current. A hundred horse-eye jack met me on a hard kick back to the boat. This is
  when their no-glove policy got annoying because to avoid being swept away at the safety
  stop, I cut my finger holding onto an encrusted mooring line. On the second drop-off at
  Newman’s Wall, I enjoyed the sight of secretary blennies darting out of their holes on
  the encrusted rail of Prince Albert’s foredeck.  
After a dinner of fried calamari, roast beef, and buttered coconut bread I was
  up for my night dive. They’re all self-guided shore dives, (there was one boat dive
  scheduled during my week for $35, but rough seas scuttled it). I signed in and out
  on a numbered log sheet and took a corresponding numbered tag. As the first diver
  out, I took a bright strobe light (provided by CoCo View) and hung that and my tag
  on a chain suspended at the end of the cut. Subsequent divers hang their tags and the
  last to shore returns the strobe. A search is launched if all tags and strobe are
  not back by 11 p.m. It was already dark when my buddy and I submerged at 8:30 p.m.
  and headed for CoCoView Wall. A fish the size of a goliath grouper loomed like a big
  boxcar in the darkness, just out of ID range. Tigertail sea cucumbers roamed, and a
  tank-like Spanish lobster lumbered across the bottom. On the way back up the cut, the
  waves foaming in the shallows created a strong, short rip current pouring back out to
  sea against us. I had to use my knife to anchor and pull my way through the swiftest
  part. As we left the water and hung up our tags, we shook hands on a great ending to
  a frantic fun-filled day. No marshmallows nearby to toast, so I settled on a sundowner
  and deep sleep.  
It’s obvious why people go cuckoo for CoCo View. It’s a fantastic place for hanging
  underwater with multiple types of reef fish and macro critters for four-plus hours
  a day. My fellow guests’ exuberance made me appreciate the great diving even more.
  Because of so many repeat visits by fans, reserve one of the 26 rooms at least 12
  months ahead of time. When I first called, all of the bungalows and over-the-water
  cabanas were booked a year in advance by a single dive group. But CoCo View says that
  if rooms aren’t available for all the dates needed, they’ll book you into the Playa
  Miguel Beach Houses next door until a room opens. Sounds like a good deal, getting an
  oceanfront house for the cost of a hotel room, but not all have A/C and there could be
  a wait list for those, too. Getting into this dive camp can be as hard as getting the
  kids into private school, but the payoff is excellent Caribbean wall diving.  
-- S.P. 
 Diver’s Compass: A seven-day all-inclusive dive package starts at
  $849 during low season, ending January 16 (excluding Thanksgiving and
  Christmas weeks), then starts at $1,099; that doesn’t include a 16
  percent room tax. . . A suggested 15 percent gratuity is spread among
  the staff, but I tipped my divemaster and captain $5 each per boat
  trip . . . Nitrox is $8 per tank or $125 per week . . . CoCo View
  asks to keep guests’ passports in their safe, which was fine with me
  because my room’s wooden lockbox was rickety . . . Direct flights
  to Roatan run through Houston (Continental) and Atlanta (Delta);
  November flights were recently priced at $570 and $850 respectively . . . Honduras
  is subject to hurricanes from June through November, and the rainy season is October
  through February . . . Roatan has two hyperbaric chambers, and CoCo View asks for a
  voluntary donation of $2 per day to support them . . . U.S. dollars accepted; but
  bring small bills if you buy from local vendors because most don’t take big bills or
  credit cards . . . Web site: www.cocoviewresort.com.
Diver’s Compass: A seven-day all-inclusive dive package starts at
  $849 during low season, ending January 16 (excluding Thanksgiving and
  Christmas weeks), then starts at $1,099; that doesn’t include a 16
  percent room tax. . . A suggested 15 percent gratuity is spread among
  the staff, but I tipped my divemaster and captain $5 each per boat
  trip . . . Nitrox is $8 per tank or $125 per week . . . CoCo View
  asks to keep guests’ passports in their safe, which was fine with me
  because my room’s wooden lockbox was rickety . . . Direct flights
  to Roatan run through Houston (Continental) and Atlanta (Delta);
  November flights were recently priced at $570 and $850 respectively . . . Honduras
  is subject to hurricanes from June through November, and the rainy season is October
  through February . . . Roatan has two hyperbaric chambers, and CoCo View asks for a
  voluntary donation of $2 per day to support them . . . U.S. dollars accepted; but
  bring small bills if you buy from local vendors because most don’t take big bills or
  credit cards . . . Web site: www.cocoviewresort.com.