While diving in the Coral Sea during the first week of April,
our irascible Aussie contributor, Bob Halstead, ended up a
great distance from the Golden Dawn with a failed safety sausage.
He used a simple solution to get spotted.
"We had a splendid time with the sharks at Picasso
Pass, and I swam further down the pass, keeping my
left shoulder to the slope. After a while, I was a bit concerned
when the others had not caught up. I had found
a hot spot with thousands of jacks, barracuda and other
fish milling around. Truly spectacular! But the others
missed it all. I found out later that they had taken a
shortcut back to the boat. I was surprised no one else
was around, so before I entirely ran out of nitrox (I also
had a full pony bottle), I decided to do my stop in the
shallows, then surface.
"Whoops! When I surfaced, I could not see anything,
because the swells had picked up and the seas were
confused. I slowly circled and looked out as I reached
the top of a swell. After a couple of quarter turns, I
spotted the boat a long way away. I could have gone
down again and made my way at least partly back, but because I thought they might be looking for me, I
decided to inflate my safety sausage, then return to the
surface. I can swim all day with fins on.
"The idea was to inflate my BC, turn on my back, use
a cloud beyond my fins for approximate direction, and
swim to the boat with my orange sausage flying bravely
above the waves. Great plan except my new but, alas,
untested sausage (silly me) had a faulty seal at the far
end and leaked every breath I blew in.
"I wrapped the erectile dysfunctional sausage around
my shoulders and swam, still on my back. Every few
kicks, I cupped a handful of ocean with my right hand
and tossed it in the air. Yes, I pretended to be a whale!
"Throwing water in the air really works, and within
a couple of minutes, Engineer Ben spotted me, and that
was the end of the story. Shame was I returned with
far too much nitrox still in my tank. Good to remember
that the useful buddy is the one looking out for you on
the boat!"
We've put Bob's full story on our website. To read the rest of
it, go to our blog page ( www.undercurrent.org/blog ), then
click on "When Your Sausage Fails."